NFL Combine. Part track meet, part horse auction.
Are you not entertained? There’s something very weird about the claiming races they call the NFL Combine. This weekend before the U.S. and America’s Hat faced off in the gold medal game, I found myself...
View ArticleJohn Daly Treats Reporter Like Ex-Wife. Tweets Cell Number.
Tweet me a lung dart and Diet Coke John Daly is the gift that keeps on giving. Major championships, mental breakdowns, gambling, fights with ex-wives, and now… Twitter domination! Daly, upset at a...
View ArticleStarbucks Takes Caffeine Pushing To The Next Level. Coming Soon: Trenta!
Trenta. Your morning movement will never be the same. 31-ounces of jittery, sleep depriving, java goodness is coming your way. Because the puny 24-ounce “Vente” just isn’t enough, Starbucks is test...
View ArticleWeight Watchers and McDonald’s Unite. Finally!
Skinny Nuggets. Delish! Weight Watchers says their new partnership with McDonald’s is all about letting their members enjoy life. For as long as it lasts. The company has approved several of the...
View ArticleRoy Ashburn: The anti-gay … gay?
Who loves Babs? I do! Sacramento – This is the story of a man. A man who’s taken a stand as an elected official. A man with stout conservative morals, and gosh darn Tea Party values. And probably a...
View ArticleGolf Gods Prove Their Existance
Every person who’s picked up a golf club can sympathize with Graham DeLaet. At the 2nd round of the 2013 Arnold Palmer Classic, DeLaet hit a perfect shot, essentially gets screwed. Until he doesn’t....
View ArticleAmy’s Baking Company Freakout. Best 42 Minutes You’ll Spend Today
This is what batshit looks likeI’ve been reading the story about the two deranged owners of a Scottsdale, Ariz. restaurant all week. In a nutshell, two crazy people have been lashing out on Facebook at...
View ArticlePRANCERCISE. When A Crazy White Woman Has Too Much Time
It’s viral, and it’s awesome. A Florida woman (of course) has created the latest fitness craze: Prancercise. Joanna Rohrback calls it a “springy, rhythmic way of moving forward, similar to a horse’s...
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